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I'm not retarted anymore.

Your a prostitute.

Created on 2005-08-06 21:16:52 (#7947538), last updated 2006-04-05

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Name:	stars_burnt_out
Location:	Fort Lauderdale, Florida, United States
Website:	MYSPACElikeWHOA

Bio

I'm Alyson & I'm waaaaay cool.

I'm a vegetarian so I'm better than you.

I run really slow.
Unless it's to McDonalds.

Thats why I'm not black.

I work at a donought shop.
I am definetly lying. I'm a bum with ~~no legs.~~ I mean no job.

I have two eyes that see really bad.

I ain't afraid to shank a bitch. I'll 2 step your face if fuck with me. && yes I'll fight a little kid. Especially a fat one.

Don't ever cut your hair 13 inches.

I bite my fingernails so if I poke you in the eye it wouldn't hurt as bad as if one of those preppy girls did.

I like music and dance like noones watching. That's probably why I get beat up alot.

Brazilian people look Chinese.

I have no friends where I live now.

I'm cute as hell.

Your grandma smells like onions.

I sing like a Greek Goddess in the shower but it's a different story when I get out.

Dane Cook is my nigga and he asked me to marry him.
I had to say no because I'm already engaged to Jared Leto.

I'm a mentally retarted boy from Indonesia.

Oh & never move to Florida.

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